This Baby Can Save Your Marriage

IF

You happen to have a garage that is unattached to anything except other garages. So the only entrance is the garage door itself.

And

Let's just say that when you bought your garage door opener, you didn't buy the keypad, because you just didn't feel like spending an extra $40 for a keypad when you had 2 clickers. (BIG MISTAKE.)

AND

Let's also just pretend that one of your clickers broke so now you only have one garage door opener clicker that will open your garage door. Let's also just say that wife has problems keeping track of things, like the one garage door opener that is still working and will open the garage -the garage with one only one entrance.

Let's also put into this scenario the fact that husband has been asking wife for a month to go get another clicker or a keypad, so just in case the working clicker gets shut in the garage (which has maybe happened once or twice) that we have another way to get into our only one entrance garage. And wife has said, "Don't worry about it. I'm not going to lose anything. I'll get one tomorrow. I'll get one tomorrow. I'll get one tomorrow." one too many times so that

ONE DAY

The working garage clicker is gone, lost, and has vanished into thin air. Therefore, your car, your car seats, strollers, etc., are all inaccessible. Your marriage might not have received nearly any strain had you had, the KEYPAD. So just to pass along some friendly advice, Install a Keypad. (Or maybe listen to husband and do what you say you are going to do, in a timely manner of course. Whichever one applies.)

(Don't worry. Clicker was found in an empty diaper box in an obscure closet and keypad has been installed. Marriage is now back to its "happy place".)